Don't get me wrong. Most people are very nice and I don't mind answering questions or just conversing with them in general, but I have been thinking that it might be fun to add a few of these answers in next time.
"Are they all yours?"
"No, I usually like to grab a couple of the neighbor kids when I go out in public so that I can experience even more temper tantrums, items being flung from the cart, more packs of gum that have to be purchased because the package has been sucked on, and more trips all the way to the back of the store to go "potty" even though I just asked two minutes ago if anyone had to go."
"I bet you're busy!"
"Actually, the reason I'm tipping the scales is because I sit on the couch all day while they do all the work. It's amazing how those little hands can clean in all of those hard to reach places."
"Do you get ANY sleep?"
"Huh, sleep? I didn't know that was still required of the human body."
"Four under five?"
Yeah, I know... good thing my husband let me leave the other three home, now THAT would have been hard."
"All boys?"
"No, a couple of them are girls. We just got used to all of the boy clothes and haircuts and decided it was easier."
1 comment:
My favorite is the last one. Although, I think it would be a little more tramatic if you had gotten used to dressing girls. You know... I got so used to braids and bows that I couldn't stop. Boys dressed as girls just adds an entirely new level of... well, you get it.
Very funny. So glad that I can keep up with your goings on now! You have no IDEA how glad I am!
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