Thursday, July 24, 2008
Are we lazy or what?
1 - He asked me one day if the reason that girls sat down when they went to the bathroom was because their legs were too tired to stand up.
2 - Then I overheard a conversation between Leo and his dad. Leo asked why he was getting a cup with a lid on it and Tracy answered that it was easier to make chocolate milk in it because he could just shake it to mix it. Leo, without missing a beat, answered,
"Yeah, cause if you had to get a spoon and mix it, then your hand would get tired."
Now I ask you... Where is he getting these ideas?
We reach out and meet him at least half way when we ask him to bring us the remote, phone, our drink, or a diaper for the baby. We may even walk to the bottom of the stairs before we yell up to tell him to stop yelling before he wakes one of his brothers from a nap.
I mean, it's not like just the other day, Tracy was fantasizing out loud about being a millionaire and retiring so that he could buy a hover-round to go about his daily routine.
I can't figure out what could be encouraging these perceptions... I guess I could look into it, but it makes me tired just thinking about it.
Friday, July 18, 2008
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Here's your sign...
Don't get me wrong. Most people are very nice and I don't mind answering questions or just conversing with them in general, but I have been thinking that it might be fun to add a few of these answers in next time.
"Are they all yours?"
"No, I usually like to grab a couple of the neighbor kids when I go out in public so that I can experience even more temper tantrums, items being flung from the cart, more packs of gum that have to be purchased because the package has been sucked on, and more trips all the way to the back of the store to go "potty" even though I just asked two minutes ago if anyone had to go."
"I bet you're busy!"
"Actually, the reason I'm tipping the scales is because I sit on the couch all day while they do all the work. It's amazing how those little hands can clean in all of those hard to reach places."
"Do you get ANY sleep?"
"Huh, sleep? I didn't know that was still required of the human body."
"Four under five?"
Yeah, I know... good thing my husband let me leave the other three home, now THAT would have been hard."
"All boys?"
"No, a couple of them are girls. We just got used to all of the boy clothes and haircuts and decided it was easier."
Monday, July 14, 2008
The Story of Us (the Cliff's Notes version)

We met at a comedy show in 2000, and as Tracy will tell it, I wouldn't give him the time of day. After turning down two of his roommates (never before and never again will I be such a hot commodity) we began dating. I was proposed to on a moonlit cliff overlooking the desert in Escalante, Utah and of course I said "YES"! We were married in the Salt Lake Temple in April of 2001.



